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Absinthe Las Vegas
Have Mercy! Only in Vegas would you pay to go somewhere and be insulted!
A Quick Look
- Show Type: Adult
- Rated: R
- Dates: Ongoing
Cost of one meal
$ - $10 and under
$$ - $11-30
$$$ - $31-60
$$$$- $60 and above
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This show is truly equal opportunity at it's finest. At Absinthe show Las Vegas everyone gets the chance to be the brunt of a joke. These comedians don't discriminate based on race, religion, gender or political affiliation - every audience member is on the chopping block and it will be anything but politically correct. Be prepared for off-color jokes and profanity mixed in with amazing acrobatic acts and duo acts.
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- Absinthe at Caesars Palace Las Vegas is one of the most popular adults-only shows on the Strip.
- Absinthe Las Vegas takes place in the small white tent out front of Caesars Palace, but once you walk through the tent, you won't even know you're in one. There are only about 10 rows of seats so you're intimately close to the stage, and everyone sitting around you, so make sure you pick a good seat.
- The show offers a dinner and ticket package that provides you with a meal at P.J. Clarke's in Caesars Palace before seeing Absinthe show Las Vegas.
Absinthe show Las Vegas is the mix between a circus and a cabaret. There are performances, acrobats, swearing, insults and more. Absinthe at Caesars Palace Las Vegas is adults-only entertainment at it's raciest.
What To Know:
- Amazing Acrobatics: Talented and athletic men and women put on performances that leave you wanting more. All sorts of tricks and acts will keep you entertained from start to finish. If you have a thick skin, that is.
- Dirty Humor: Half the draw of the Abstinthe show Las Vegas is the people on stage making politically incorrect jokes about all sorts of inappropriate subjects. Don't worry though, they touch all subjects equally, so no one will get more offended than the person sitting next to them.
- Insults: After the Absinthe Las Vegas crew gets done making fun of the world, they focus specifically on their own audience. Any audience member is subject to verbal abuse, maybe you, maybe even your grandmother. Don't be too offended, you're no worse off in their eyes than your neighbor is.
The Absinthe Vegas show has small wooden chairs are uncomfortable and you're really close to everyone around you. Bring your own cushion if your butt can't take 90 minutes on a hard seat.
Do's and Don'ts:
- Do Participate: They will call on audience members to participate in all the fun. Volunteer your friends - they won't hate you for too long, hopefully.
- Do Get There Early:You get to choose between VIP and General Admission, but other than that, you're on your own to find a seat. The early bird gets the worm, and in this case a better chance of being insulted at Absinthe Las Vegas.
- Don't Have Too Much Absinthe:You can get Absinthe cocktails, or any other cocktail, before Absinthe show Las Vegas, but be advised if you've never had it before. Absinthe has a really strong taste and a really fast effect, so not everyone can handle it. Make sure you've put on your big boy pants that day if you decide to try one.
- Don't Sit Up Front if You're Not Up For It: The closer you sit to the stage, the more likely you are to be a mark. Be prepared for private parts and insults, and if those are two things you're in to, then we hope you get the best seat in the house.
Is it Worth It?You just stay home with your wife to get a verbal beating, but you'd probably have more fun getting one at Absinthe. Or at least seeing everyone else get one.
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